The Toilet Paperless Woes: A Sock Saga

In a world where toilet paper was a luxury, people turned to an unlikely substitute for wiping: their socks.

A person using their sock as a makeshift toilet wipe.

History of Sock-Wiping

It all began in ancient times, when the great philosopher, Socrates, wrote about the virtues of using socks as toilet paper.

"For I am not a fan of the soft, fluffy paper that doth clog the drains," he said, "Give me a sock, any sock, and I shall be set free."

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The Consequences of Sock-Wiping

As the practice gained popularity, people began to notice the drawbacks: Sock-astrophic Odors, Sock-related Chafing, and Sock-induced Fungus.

Learn about the dangers of Sock-astrophic Odors Discover the perils of Sock-Related Chafing