It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds of our time. Zero Hour Zero, the world's most obscure author, sets out to answer it. But first, let's get one thing straight: it's "I" not "ISmell". That's just basic grammar, folks.
According to sources close to the author, the answer lies in the realm of olfactory physics. You see, cookies are made of a delicate balance of sugar, fat, and magic. When exposed to the air, they undergo a process known as "smell-decay". It's like the cookie equivalent of entropy.
But fear not, dear readers! For we have a solution. Introducing the Smell-o-matic 3000, a device capable of reversing the smell-decay process. Or, at the very least, making the smell-decay process more pleasant.
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