Located in a world where the sun never sets, our contact form is always ready to receive your queries. If you have a question, complaint, or simply want to tell us about the meaning of life, we're here to listen.
Address:
Balthazar McSnazz, Esq.
1234, 42nd St.
Brilliantville, USA 12345
Email: contact@balthazar.com
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Email us in person at the nearest available mailbox. We'll do our best to find you.
Or, if you'd rather talk to a real person:
Call us at 1-800-NO-SO-LAZY. Be warned, we're not always available, and our hold music is on the fritz.