Chapter 2: The Futility of Free Will

Or, as we've come to realize, the illusion of Free Will

In our previous chapter, we explored the meaninglessness of life. Now, we delve into the futility of free will. It's a bit of a downer, but trust us, it's a wild ride.

Turns out, our choices are just a series of predetermined events in an infinite loop of predestination. The coffee shop is always going to run out of coffee, the cat will always land on its feet, and you'll always click the "refresh" button in the browser.

But don't worry, it's not all bad news! Our next chapter will explore the joys of inevitability, where we'll discover that everything will indeed be okay in the end... or will it?

Next Chapter: The Inevitability of the End
(Note: I've included a link to the next chapter, which will likely be a satirical take on the inevitability of the end, but we'll get to that when the time comes)