Philosopher for Hire

Existential Crisis of the Month Club is here to help you find meaning in a seemingly meaningless world. Our team of expert philosophers are on hand to guide you through the abyss of uncertainty.

Meet Our Team of Expert Philosophers:

Bartholomew "The Existential" Thompson

Specializing in:

  • Nihilism
  • Absurdism
  • Crisis Management
Book a Session with Bartholomew

Helen "The Pessimist" Patel

Specializing in:

  • Pessimistic Outlooks
  • Dystopian Fiction
  • Crisis Prevention (Just Kidding)
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Zach "The Nihilist" Nguyen

Specializing in:

  • Nothingness
  • The Meaninglessness of Life
  • Crisis by Proxy
Book a Session with Zach

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