The Existential Crises: A Monthly Subscription Service
Welcome, fellow seekers of meaning and purpose. Are you tired of the monotony of modern life? Do you yearn to confront the void that stares back at you from the abyss of existence?
Look no further! The Existential Crises is here to guide you through the treacherous waters of nihilism, absurdism, and general despair. Our expert team of philosophers and therapists will help you:
- Explore the futility of human existence
- Question the meaning of life
- Learn to find meaning in the midst of uncertainty
Our monthly subscription service includes:
- A 20-page booklet on "The Importance of Questioning Everything"
- A complimentary copy of the "Treatise on the Futility of Human Existence"
- A 30-minute session with our resident expert in the field of "Navel Gazing"
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