Oh, joy! Another month of existential crises to get through! Welcome to Subchapter Two of the Existential Crisis of the Month Club, where we explore the utter futility of setting goals.
Are you tired of setting New Year's resolutions that are promptly forgotten by February? Do you find yourself perpetually stuck in a sea of 'should's and 'must's, with no clear direction to be found?
Well, you're in luck! Our experts (read: a bunch of confused, aimless individuals who can barely get out of bed in the morning) are here to tell you that, yes, it's all a bit of a pointless exercise.
Why bother with goals, really? The universe will just laugh at your carefully crafted list of 'I wills' and 'I shall's. The futility of it all is almost... palpable.
But don't worry! We have some great coping mechanisms to help you deal with the crushing despair that is the human condition.
Read on to learn more about the inevitability of regret.
Go back to Subchapter One for more on the futility of hope.
And don't even get us started on the inutility of goals. That's just a given.