Why Leave the Planet, You Ask?
It's because, let's face it, Earth is over. The rent is too high, the air is too thick, and don't even get us started on the politics.
Our planet's like that one aunt who just won't get out of the house. It's time we take a leap of faith and find our new favorite home, where the sun is a little less likely to explode, and the neighbors are all aliens who love a good BBQ.
Top Reasons to Leave
- The Great Barrier Reef is still recovering from that pesky coral bleaching.
- The coffee is overpriced, the Wi-Fi is spotty, and don't even get us started on the coffee shop's playlist.
- It's time for a change of pace, and by pace, we mean, "not having to deal with your in-laws."