Escape Planets

Why Bother?

With the planet on fire, the seas rising, and the politicians arguing, is it really worth sticking around?

Our experts say: "Not really."

Environmental Disasters Political Pandemonium Economic Collapse

Plan A, Plan B, Plan C, etc.

Expert opinions on the best ways to escape, including:

• Plan A: The Inflatable Spacesuit
• Plan B: The Giant Rubber Raft
• Plan C: The Really, Really Big Hole
• Plan D: The Inflated Expectations