John is our team's resident "nice" guy. He's always smiling, always available, and never says no to a meeting. Unfortunately, his skills in, well, anything, are somewhat lacking. Don't get us wrong, he's trying, but it's like watching a kitten try to play soccer. Cute, but mostly just sad.
Despite his lack of talent, John is a team favorite. We love him for his unwavering positivity and his uncanny ability to find the best places for happy hour.
When he's not busy being a human highlight reel, John is usually found sipping a venti-something coffee and pretending to be a functioning member of society.
Want to meet the rest of the team? Click here to learn about Jenny, the talented but unreliable team member.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to read about our interns, who are mostly just trying not to set off the fire alarm.
Thanks for visiting! Don't forget to tip your server (John) on the way out.