Meet Bob, The Unrivaled Genius

Bob is the mastermind behind our operation. He can recite the entirety of "The Iliad" backwards while juggling three chainsaws and solving for x. He's a regular Renaissance man... or, rather, a Renaissance man with a 4th-grade math education.

Bob is also a master of the ancient art of Extreme Ironing, a discipline that requires great precision, skill, and a strong stomach.

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