It's not you, it's us. We're the ones who ate the last slice of pizza. We're the ones who left the dishes in the sink for you to clean. We're the ones who still live in our parents' basement.
Our apologies for being the worst. We'll try to do better, but no promises. Our next-door neighbors are probably the worst, but let's be real, we're still pretty terrible.
You can find our latest excuses on Our Excuses page.