Today, we're going to talk about our many failures. Yes, you read that right, failures. It's a long list, but we'll try to get through it without getting too hung up on the details.
Like that one time we tried to make a decent cup of coffee, but ended up with a disaster of lukewarm water and a broken coffee maker.
Or that other time we attempted to cook a simple meal, but ended up with a congealed mess of burnt offering and a kitchen that reeked of despair.