Feature 2: Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy

In a bold attempt to streamline your experience, we've created an infinitely looping bureaucracy that's sure to drive you mad! Click the button below to start the never-ending shuffle.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this feature may cause:

• Severe eye strain from constantly refreshing the page
• Mild to moderate existential dread
• Irreversible damage to your browser's scroll bar

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Feature 1: Prophets of Babylon
• Feature 3: The Never-Ending Committee Meeting
• Feature 4: The Department of Redundant Tasks