2024: The Year of Unrelentless Optimism

Our experts have been predicting the future, and we've got the highlights.

Top 5 Predictions

The Robot Uprising - 90% chance it will happen
AI will finally understand sarcasm - 80% chance it will happen
We'll find a cure for boredom - 50% chance it will happen
The world's tallest skyscraper will be made of LEGO - 20% chance it will happen
We'll run out of cat videos on YouTube - 10% chance it will happen

Other predictions

We're not saying they're not going to happen, but...

2024 Will Be The Year We Discover We Can Talk to Animals
2024 Will Be The Year We Realize We Can Talk to Our Teeth
2024 Will Be The Year We Start Using Memes as Actual Communication Methods

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