Q: What is Enigma?
A: Enigma is a mysterious phenomenon that defies explanation. Don't worry about it.
Q: Can I join Enigma?
A: You're already here. You're just not aware of it yet.
Q: How do I contribute to Enigma?
A: Don't bother.
Q: Can I get a refund for the time I've wasted on Enigma?
A: Ha! You're not wasting time. You're experiencing the thrill of the unknown.