Monthly Subscription Service: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

Are you tired of having a functional life? Do you want to spend your precious time scrolling through endless social media feeds, comparing your existence to others, and wondering where it all went wrong? Well, you're in luck! Our monthly subscription service is here to fill that void.

For just $19.99 a month, you'll get:

• A daily reminder that you're not doing anything productive
• A weekly update on the latest cat videos
• A monthly analysis of your favorite celebrity's love life
• A bi-weekly review of your neighbor's lawn care

But Wait, There's More!

As a valued customer, you'll also receive:

• A complimentary subscription to our newsletter, which will send you a series of increasingly absurd emails with topics like "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing" and "The Joy of Procrastination"
• A 10% discount on our new line of "I'm Not a Grown-Up" t-shirts, perfect for wearing on Tuesdays and Thursdays

Sign up today and start feeling like a slacker!

Yearly Subscriptions: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do For the Next 12 Months Quarterly Subscriptions: For When You Want to Commit, But Only Sort Of