Exclusive Recipe: "Inflated Expectations Risotto"
Take 1 cup of disappointment, 2 cups of despair, and a pinch of existential dread. Mix well, then serve with a side of "What's the point of it all?"
Optional: Add a dash of self-doubt and a sprinkle of crippling anxiety for an added layer of complexity.
Enjoy your meal!
Exclusive Recipe: "The Futility of Focaccia"
Take 3 cups of bread dough, 2 cups of apathy, and a pinch of "who cares?" Mix well, then serve with a side of "Is that all there is?"
Optional: Add a dash of ennui and a sprinkle of ennervated yeast for an added layer of flavor!
Enjoy your meal, or don't, we won't judge!