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Exclusive Recipe: "Inflated Expectations Risotto"

Take 1 cup of disappointment, 2 cups of despair, and a pinch of existential dread. Mix well, then serve with a side of "What's the point of it all?"

Optional: Add a dash of self-doubt and a sprinkle of crippling anxiety for an added layer of complexity.

Enjoy your meal!

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Exclusive Recipe: "The Futility of Focaccia"

Take 3 cups of bread dough, 2 cups of apathy, and a pinch of "who cares?" Mix well, then serve with a side of "Is that all there is?"

Optional: Add a dash of ennui and a sprinkle of ennervated yeast for an added layer of flavor!

Enjoy your meal, or don't, we won't judge!

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