Dear readers,
In our ongoing commitment to keeping you informed about absolutely nothing of any actual consequence, we bring you this week's update on the completely-not-made-up "Tentative Plans for a Possibly-Coming-But-Maybe-Not-Actually-Coming New Feature."
It seems that our team of highly-paid, highly-bored software engineers have been toying with the idea of implementing a "Sort of Maybe Button" that will allegedly do something, but nobody really knows what.
We're still waiting for the lawyers to clear up some minor issues regarding the patent on "Pressing a Button That Does Something, But Not Really Anything." We're told it's a complex problem, but we're sure it'll all get sorted out.
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And, as always, we're not really sure what we're talking about, but it seems like it's all very exciting!