Where every risk is managed, but not necessarily mitigated.
Our team of highly trained professionals is dedicated to identifying the most absurd and improbable risks, and then promptly ignoring them.
Learn more about our valuesStep 1: Identify risk
We spend hours pouring over spreadsheets and PowerPoint presentations to identify the most obvious risks.
Step 2: Deny risk
We then deny that the risk exists, and tell everyone else that it's not a problem.
Step 3: Pretend to mitigate
We'll create a fancy report and a Powerpoint presentation to make it look like we're doing something.
See our reportsOur team is comprised of experts in the field of Risk Management, which is basically just a fancy way of saying we're all highly educated and slightly delusional.
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