Bloopie's Blistering Disclaimer

By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and will not sue us for, the following:

• Unpredictable and potentially explosive content.
• Unreliable and possibly sentient toaster robots.
• Unconventional use of the color blue.
• Unavoidable existential dread when confronted with our poorly maintained server.

You also agree to not blame us for:

• Your browser's inability to handle our unique flavor of HTML.
• Your parents for not teaching you basic web development.
• The fact that our 'About Us' page is just this page.

By clicking 'I Agree', you're basically just agreeing, right?

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