Navigation Notes

For the sake of our sanity and your sanity, please note the following navigation guidelines:

• Dead Man's Pillow: How to avoid getting lost in our labyrinthine site.
• Map to the Future: A primer on our site's layout.
• Braille for Dummies: How to read the cryptic messages we're leaving everywhere.

Or, you know, just use the Use Your Nose feature, it's like having a built-in GPS, but with more sweat and less accuracy.