BrilliantBloopers - Disaster Recovery Blooping 101

Plan for the Worst

Welcome to the official guide to planning for the worst, because let's face it, disasters are just around the corner. Our experts (okay, we just made this up) have compiled a comprehensive guide to help you prepare for the unexpected.

Step 1: Panic

Don't worry, it's normal. Just take a few deep breaths and remember that your cat will probably be okay. But just in case, have a plan, right?

• Check the cat's Twitter feed for updates
• Call the neighbors to borrow a cup of sugar, just in case you're stuck in a shelter for an extended period

Step 2: Grab the Important Stuff

Remember, it's the little things that matter most. Don't forget to grab that fancy coffee mug you got for your promotion last week, or that one weird cousin you've always wanted to visit.

• Fancy mug
• One weird cousin
• That one weird cousin's address (just in case)

Step 3: Batten Down the Hatches

Secure your home from the incoming apocalypse. Board up those windows, barricade that door, and for goodness' sake, don't forget to water the plants.

• Nails for said board-up job
• Duct tape (it's like a real thing)
• That one weird cousin who's secretly a botanist