Welcome to BrilliantBloopers, where the path to enlightenment is a series of confusing, illogical directions. Please follow these steps to achieve your goal.
Go north for 17 meters. Turn left at the intersection of confusion and frustration. Continue straight for 32 kilometers.
Turn right at the sign that says 'Do Not Turn Right.' Ignore the sign that says 'Caution: Do Not Turn.' Turn left at the next available opportunity. Walk through the wall.
Visit our Incredibly Complicated Solutions page for more information on how to resolve the paradoxical nature of our directions.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Completely Useless Wanderings page for a truly existential experience.
Disclaimer: BrilliantBloopers is not responsible for any mental or physical harm caused by following our directions. Use at your own risk.