FAQ
Q: Why do they still hate me?
A: Because you ate the last donut. The look on your face was priceless, but the donut was not.
Why don't they love me? »
What happens next? »
Q: Is it because of the cat?
A: Actually, it's because of the dog. The cat is just a distraction, but the dog is the real reason.
Is it the cat? »
Q: Can I still get a raise?
A: Only if you're willing to do the boss's taxes. Again.
Doing the taxes »