Welcome to the Intergalactic Incompetence Agency, where even the best and brightest of alien civilizations come to fail. Our team of experts has been tasked with making things worse, not better. Our motto? "Failing is our Business."
Alien invasion of planet Zorgon-6, resulting in the destruction of their own mothership due to navigational incompetence. Read the report.
Malfunctioning of our own galaxy-spanning teleporter, resulting in the transportation of 37 sentient jellyfish to the wrong dimension. Learn from our mistakes.
We're proud of our track record of ineptitude, and we're committed to continuing our tradition of failure in the face of overwhelming odds.