BloopinGloopin: Theories of the Unrelentingly Obvious

Welcome to BloopinGloopin: where the most complex concepts are reduced to their bare essentials, and the most essential concepts are reduced further.

Theory of the Inevitable Sneeze: Why everything will eventually make you sneeze.
The Law of the Unpredictable Tumble: Why you will always trip on the stairs.
The Principle of the Inescapable Sock Drawer: Why you will always find a single sock in the drawer.