Introduction
In the realm of Bloopin, the art of doing something, anything, is all about the Bloop. A Bloop is a perfectly good reason to do something, no matter how absurd. And so, the art of Bloopin' requires a certain... let's call it 'Bloopin Ethics.'
public function isABloop($thing) {
if ($thing === 'reasonably good reason') return true;
else return false;
}