Are you tired of being merely adequate? Do you want to join the ranks of the truly, mind-bogglingly incompetent?
Look no further! The Brilliant Bloopers are seeking applicants for their esteemed Incompetent Gifted Program.
As an Incompetent Blooping Elite member, you'll enjoy:
But that's not all! As an Incompetent Blooping Elite member, you'll also receive a complimentary free Blooping lesson, taught by our very own Incompetent Blooping Experts.
Note: Please do not apply if you're actually competent. We don't cater to the faint of heart.