The Blooping Principles: Principle 2 - A Guide to Not Being a Hero

Principle 2: The Art of Procrastination

In a world where heroes are overrated, we're here to tell you that not being a hero is the real way to go. It's all about finding ways to avoid doing things you don't want to do. And what's more, it's scientifically proven to be more productive!

Here are some expertly researched methods to achieve Principle 2:

• Find ways to turn every task into an existential crisis.
• Practice the art of making excuses.
• Develop an extensive knowledge of Wikipedia articles.
• Learn to live in a world of constant distractions.

And if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our subpage on Principle 1: The Blooping Principles of Procrastination through Bureaucracy, or our Principle 3: The Blooping Principles of Extreme Prolcrastination.