Q: Why are the colors so bright?

Because our CEO has a love-hate relationship with subtlety.

Learn more about the CEO's design prophets

Q: What is the purpose of the thick black borders?

To frame the genius of our content.

Read about our bordering on genius architecture

Q: Are the harsh drop shadows necessary?

For dramatic effect. And also to blind the user with auras of sophistication.

Understand the science behind the art of our shadows

Q: Is this the most aesthetically pleasing website ever created?

No. But we're working on it.

Tell us about your design critiques