Q: What do you do with all your free time?

A: I mostly just lounge around my spaceship, playing the spoons with my pet Fuzzbeast, Zorbos. It's a real blast.

More about my favorite hobby.

Q: Can you really see the future?

A: Of course, I'm a time-traveling expert. But only on Tuesdays. And only for Tuesdays past and future. And only if you ask nicely.

Read about the chrono-logical inconsistencies of Tuesday foresight.

Q: What's with all the weird, glowing symbols on the walls?

A: Oh, those? Just the usual Galactic Standard issue neon-lit hieroglyphs. Don't worry, they're just a side effect of the spaceship's advanced... um... decor-o-matic system.

More on our decor-o-matic disclaimers.