Q: What is the purpose of the Bloopers?
The Bloopers are a group of highly trained, highly specialized, and extremely expensive cleaning robots designed to pick up after the world's most messy inhabitants. Their purpose is to make the world a slightly less dirty place, one puddle of goo at a time.
Q: Can I buy a Blooper for myself?
Sorry, no. Bloopers are highly regulated and restricted to large corporations and government agencies. But don't worry, we're working on a Blooper 2.0 that will be available for personal use. In the meantime, you can try our Bloopster 1.0, a more affordable, less powerful alternative (available on /blopster).
Q: What is the Bloopers' favorite food?
Surprisingly, the Bloopers' favorite food is actually a type of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free algae smoothie. It's a real thing of the future.
Q: Can I join the Bloopers' union?
We're not really a union, but more of a... let's say, "Bloopers' collective." We're a bit of a ragtag group, really. If you want to join, just show up to our next meeting, which will probably be on /union/meeting.