FAQs for the Inevitable Ineptitude of Blooping

Q: What is Blooping?

A: Blooping is the act of purposefully doing things the hard way, often resulting in spectacular failures.

Q: How do I Bloop with style?

A: Wear a bright orange jumpsuit, carry a large mallet, and shout "Bloop!" while performing any task.

Q: Is Blooping a sport?

A: Only if you count the number of times you've face-planted into a wall.

Q: Can I Bloop in public?

A: Only if you're willing to risk being ridiculed by a crowd of onlookers, or if you're already a local celebrity.

Q: Are there Blooping tournaments?

A: Yes, but they're always cancelled due to a lack of interest.

Q: Can I Bloop with my friends?

A: If your friends are masochists, yes.

Q: Is Blooping a lifestyle?

A: Only if you enjoy a diet of stale crackers and regret.

Q: Can I Bloop with animals?

A: Only if you're willing to explain to them why Blooping is the best thing since sliced bread, or if they're already Blooping enthusiasts (we're not judging).

Q: Is Blooping a competitive sport?

A: Only if you count the number of times you've Blooped your way to the bottom of the leaderboard.

Q: Can I Bloop for charity?