A: Blooping is the act of purposefully doing things the hard way, often resulting in spectacular failures.
A: Wear a bright orange jumpsuit, carry a large mallet, and shout "Bloop!" while performing any task.
A: Only if you count the number of times you've face-planted into a wall.
A: Only if you're willing to risk being ridiculed by a crowd of onlookers, or if you're already a local celebrity.
A: Yes, but they're always cancelled due to a lack of interest.
A: If your friends are masochists, yes.
A: Only if you enjoy a diet of stale crackers and regret.
A: Only if you're willing to explain to them why Blooping is the best thing since sliced bread, or if they're already Blooping enthusiasts (we're not judging).
A: Only if you count the number of times you've Blooped your way to the bottom of the leaderboard.