Q: What is the purpose of this page?
A: Because our website is a maze of confusion, we've created this FAQ to help you find your way out.
Q: Why do the colors hurt my eyes?
A: We've taken inspiration from the world's most brilliant and baffling art movements. If you're sensitive, please wear sunglasses.
Q: Can I request a different color scheme?
A: No. Our designer is allergic to compromise. Deal with it.