No Blooping at the Table: FAQs

• Q: What is No Blooping at the Table?
• R: A: It's when you deliberately spill ketchup on the tablecloth so the in-laws will talk to each other while you make your escape.

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Disclaimer: Not actually recommended. Don't do this. Just... don't.