Warning: Bloopers are not responsible for your actions.
In order to minimize the risk of catastrophic bloopage, please follow these guidelines:
- Do not attempt to eat the bloopers. They are not edible, and it will ruin the whole experience.
- Keep all bloopers away from pets and children. They have a 99% chance of being traumatized.
- Do not attempt to use bloopers as a makeshift microphone or megaphone. It will not end well.
Additional Safety Features:
- Automated Blooping System (ABS) - A state-of-the-art system to detect and prevent blooping mishaps.
- Blooper-Proof Flooring - Specialized flooring designed to reduce slipping and sliding on bloopers.
- Brilliant Bloopers Insurance - Covers all blooping-related accidents, including but not limited to: blooping-induced emotional trauma and blooping-related property damage.