On a fateful day in April 2022, Space Station 7's life support system failed, causing an unplanned spacewalk for Astronaut John Doe. As a result, John's space suit's temperature gauge malfunctioned, leading to a series of unfortunate events.
John's spacesuit, which was designed by our team of expert engineers (not really), began to overheat, causing a chain reaction that resulted in a spontaneous combustion of his space-socks. The space-socks, in turn, ignited the surrounding space-dust, creating a miniature space-blaze that threatened to engulf the entire space-station.
Astronaut Lisa Nguyen, who was on her first spacewalk, quickly sprang into action and used her trusty space-fire extinguisher to put out the flames. Unfortunately, she also got caught in the blast, and her space-hair caught fire as well.
As a result of this incident, Space Station 7 has been placed on high alert, and all space-walkers are now required to wear flame-retardant space-socks and carry a fire extinguisher on their space-suit.
Average response time: 3.14 minutes (not including space-time dilation)
Space-suit damage: 1x space-socks (spontaneously combusted)
Space-station evacuation time: 2.5 hours (record time)