It started with a wheel of cheddar, innocently placed in the break room fridge.
But things escalated quickly.
First, someone moved it to the supply closet, citing "foul play." Then, someone else shifted it to the CEO's office, claiming it was "an executive decision."
By the time the company's IT department was called to intervene, the wheel had become sentient, rolling itself around the office, dodging water cooler jabs and coffee machine attacks.