Intergalactic Incompetence Awards 2023: Extraterrestrial Exploration Category

Best Use of Google Maps in a Galaxy

Winner: "I managed to get lost on a 10-day trip to Rigel-4 using only Google Maps on my trusty old smartphone."

Most Creative Use of Alien Slang

Winner: "I successfully convinced the local inhabitants of Zorgon-6 that 'Gloopernuts' was a real word, and even got them to use it to order their own drinks."

Best Alien Impersonation