Welcome to the support page for the infamous AlphaBetaDisaster software update, version 1.0.0! We're glad you're here to face the chaos.
Are you experiencing:
Well, don't worry! We're here to help you troubleshoot (get it?) your issues. Try the solutions below:
1. Uninstall Everything and Crawl Back to Us
2. Consult the Ancient Sages of Code
3. Pray to the Software Gods (but not really, because they're probably on vacation)
Hope these suggestions help. If not, well... Abandon All Hope, ye who prophets (just kidding, sort of)
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