Known Issues:
- Users may experience spontaneous combustion when attempting to log in.
- Randomly generated error messages may appear to be in Klingon.
- System crashes may occur when trying to access the "Help" menu.
- Unintended side effects may include: spontaneous laughter, spontaneous crying, and spontaneous combustion.
Fixes:
- None. We've given up.
- We're working on it. Maybe.
- Just press F10 and pretend to be an adult.
- If all else fails, try restarting your computer. We hear that fixes everything.
Future Plans:
- Add more bugs.
- Implement a new feature that does nothing.
- Introduce a feature that steals all your cookies.
- Make the "Help" menu actually help.
Stay tuned for more exciting updates!