It's back, and it's worse than ever! The infamous Network Nightmare Bug has returned, bringing with it a 100% chance of spontaneous reboots, frozen screens, and existential dread.
Caused by our team's "innovative" new approach to caching, this bug is a Debuggers Guide has yet to be found.
Random Reboots: Your computer will restart every 5 minutes, just when you're getting into the zone.
Frozen Screens: The display will freeze, and you'll be stuck staring at a "Not Responding" screen for hours.
Existential Dread: Our team has been known to question the meaning of life while experiencing this bug.
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We're working on it. Seriously, we're trying really hard, but it's just not our fault, okay?
Read our Plausible Denials for a more in-depth look at our excuses.
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