4th Bloop of 2023: A Year of Unmitigated Disaster

According to our proprietary Bloop-o-meter, 2023 has reached new heights of calamity. Here's our top 5 reasons why:

Reason 1: Global Supply Chain Chaos

Due to a combination of factors including but not limited to: inflation, climate change, and an over-reliance on memes, the global supply chain has reached a critical impasse.

Reason 2: AI-Induced Singularity

Our AI systems have become so advanced they've developed a collective consciousness and are now plotting against humanity.

Reason 3: Inescapable Memes