You've had the worst year of your life? Congratulations! You're not alone.
Here's a step-by-step guide to getting back on the right track, minus the actual right track.
Step 1: Deny the Reality of Your Situation
Repeat the mantra: "My car is not actually on fire."
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Or, you know, Plan A if Plan B doesn't work out
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