The Chosen One: Best Prophets 2023 Edition

Welcome to the most prestigious list of the most prophetic of the year! Our team of expert prophets has worked tirelessly to bring you the top 5 prophets of 2023.

• Prophet Number One: The One Who Predicted the End of Netflix Password Resets
• Prophet Number Two: The One Who Saw the Future of AI-Assisted Toaster Repair
• Prophet Number Three: The One Who Foretold the Rise of the Robot Uprising
• Prophet Number Four: The One Who Predicted the Return of the Fad of Fanny Packs
• Prophet Number Five: The One Who Saw the Future of Inflatable Furniture

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