Welcome to the Witness Statements: February Blunders page, where we celebrate the most egregious errors of the month.
Here are some of the most notable blunders of February:
On February 1st, a barista at the local coffee shop spilled an entire pot of coffee on the floor, causing a 5-alarm fire drill and an hour-long delay in service.
Read the full account of the spill.
On February 15th, a well-meaning but hapless employee inflated their pants to 3x their usual size, causing them to get stuck in the office doorway.
Read more about the pants-gate scandal.
On February 28th, someone (or someones?) made off with an entire box of freshly baked donuts, leaving behind only a trail of crumbs and a faint scent of sugar.
Savor the details of the donut heist.
Stay tuned for more Witness Statements, where we shine a spotlight on the most side-splattering blunders of the month.
Check out our Blunderlytics page for a comprehensive list of all our past blunders.