A Big Bloop, in the words of its creator, Professor Bloop, is a "large, swirling vortex of unbridled chaos." It is a phenomenon so complex, so awe-inspiring, that it defies explanation.
Symptoms include:
Unfortunately, the only known treatment for Big Bloop is to stare directly into its swirling vortex until you become one with the void.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try wearing a pair of noise-cancelling headphones and attempting to ignore the inevitable BLOOPs.
No, no, no. That would be unwise. The edges of the Big Bloop are known to be extremely hazardous to your health. Read our tips on how to safely observe a Big Bloop.
Well, congratulations! You're one of the chosen few who have transcended the human experience and become a living embodiment of unbridled chaos. Join our support group, for the perpetually bewildered Big Bloopers..