Black Hole Bloopers: Frequently Asked Questions

Are you experiencing strange occurrences with our Black Holes? Don't worry, we're here to help!

Q: What are Black Holes, anyway?

A: Ah, you want to know the basics? Well, let us tell you: Black Holes are the most epic of failures in our galaxy.

Q: Why do Black Holes suck so much?

A: Because, math.

Q: Can I visit a Black Hole in person?

A: No. Just, no. Don't even try. We're not made of money. Or space suits.

Q: Can I use a Black Hole as a swimming pool?

A: Are you insane? Don't do that. We have a Black Hole Pool Rules page for that exact question.

Q: Can I use a Black Hole as a time machine?

A: No. That's just a Time Traveler's Guide to Black Holes.

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