Unlikely Theories of Black Hole Bloopers

Here at Black Hole Bloopers, we're not just a bunch of astrophysicists playing with gravity, we're theorizing about it.

Theory 1: Black Holes are Just Really Deep Pockets

It's simple: matter gets in, but it never gets out. Like your grandma's basement.

Theory 2: Black Holes are Actually Giant Vacuum Cleaners